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Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card
What people really mean when they say, "You're not getting older, you're getting better!" is that you're getting better at giving no fucks about petty nonsense. It's liberating and you deserve a certificate for it!
- Blank inside A2 cards sized 4.25 x 5.5 inches each
- Printed in the USA on heavyweight matte stock
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope
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Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card
Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card
What people really mean when they say, "You're not getting older, you're getting better!" is that you're getting better at giving no fucks about petty nonsense. It's liberating and you deserve a certificate for it!
- Blank inside A2 cards sized 4.25 x 5.5 inches each
- Printed in the USA on heavyweight matte stock
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope
$5.00
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$5.00
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What people really mean when they say, "You're not getting older, you're getting better!" is that you're getting better at giving no fucks about petty nonsense. It's liberating and you deserve a certificate for it!
- Blank inside A2 cards sized 4.25 x 5.5 inches each
- Printed in the USA on heavyweight matte stock
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope












